Things that annoy me

  • slow internet
  • when the internet is slow
  • when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly
  • that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
  • something that moves slowly called the internet

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malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT

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  • me: wow i have so much work to do
  • me: *goes on tumblr*
  • me: *watches a movie*
  • me: *reads a novel*
  • me: *takes a nap*
  • me: *climbs a mountain*
  • me: *backpacks through europe*
  • me: why am i not getting anything done

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